It began, as higher education so often does, with a yearning for a sweater that simply said COLLEGE.
But why stop at apparel? If The Face could belong to a university, surely it deserved the diplomas, seals, crests, degrees, and questionable academic distinctions that explain why anyone bought the sweater in the first place.
The resulting collection builds an entire fictional academic life around The Face. Most AI collaborators were perfectly happy to participate. Claude, curiously, kept objecting to editing this particular institution on guardrail grounds. Grok had no such reservations, although its academic performance was, regrettably, less than stellar.
No matter. Some College is still college.
And The Face is now highly educated.