Peabody Awards

Excellence in Broadcasting Voices in the Mirror

Golden Globe Award

Best Motion Picture The Shape of a Smile

Webby Awards

Best Website Face of the Internet

Grammy Award

Album of the Year Songs for a Golden Face

BAFTA

Best British Film Portrait of a Splendid Face

GameSpot

10/10 Kingdom of the Golden Face

Pulitzer Prize

Fiction The Republic of Faces

Rotten Tomatoes

100% Fresh Fresh Face

Latin Grammy Award

Record of the Year La Cara Dorada

ACM Award

Song of the Year Your Face in the Rearview

People's Choice Award

Favorite Movie The Face Next Door

Golden Raspberry Award

Face Off 2: Too Many Faces

CMA Award

Album of the Year Dust on the Dashboard Mirror

VMA

Video of the Year Neon Face on Fire

Forbes Travel Guide

Five-Star Rating Maison de la Face

Sundance Film Festival

Grand Jury Prize Winter Face, Burning Road

SAG Award

Outstanding Performance by a Cast Everybody Has a Face

GLAAD Media Award

Outstanding Film We Called Each Other By Our True Names

Google Reviews

4.9/5 Rating Face Place Café

IGN

10/10 Facebreaker: Perfect Score

Nebula Awards

Best Novel We Taught the Stars to Blink

Tripadvisor

5 Stars The Grand Face Hotel

The Game Award

Game of the Year Facebreaker: Kingdom of Echoes

Booker Prize

Best Novel A House Full of Faces

Nobel Prize

Prize in Physics A Unified Theory of Looking Back

Independent Spirit Award

Best Feature The Soft Geometry of Faces

Critics' Choice Award

Best Picture A Better Class of Face

Emmy Award

Outstanding Drama Series The Many Faces of Evening

Metacritic

Metascore 100 The Last Beautiful Expression

Letterboxd

Five Stars Portrait of the End of Summer

Michelin Guide

Three Michelin Stars The Face at Table Seven

BRIT Award

Album of the Year Tea, Rain, and a Familiar Face

Tony Award

Best Musical A Face in the Footlights

Pitchfork

10.0 A Choir of Familiar Faces

ESPY

Best Championship Performance The Last Glorious Quarter

Hugo Awards

Best Novel The Face at the Edge of the Galaxy

Oscar

Best Picture The Face in the Crowd

International Booker Prize

Best Translated Novel The Face at the Border

Nobel Peace Prize

Prize for Peace The Open Hand Accord

Palme d'Or

Best Feature Film The Face Beneath the Fig Tree

ABOUT THIS GALLERY

I’d like to thank everyone—truly, everyone. The Academy (whichever one applies), the committees, the juries, the panels, the shadowy boards, the anonymous voters, the very opinionated voters, the critics, the fans, the skeptics, the people who clicked accidentally, the ones who stayed too long, and the ones who left too early. I’d like to thank the algorithms, the models, the prompts that worked, the prompts that absolutely did not, and the quiet moments where something finally came together. This would not have been possible without any of you. Or all of you. Or… something like that. Welcome to a collection of accolades both earned and entirely imagined. This gallery is a celebration of The Face through the language of recognition. Some of these awards resemble real honors—familiar shapes, familiar names, the kind you might see engraved in brass or announced on a stage. Others drift into fiction, parody, or pure invention. Together, they form a kind of alternate history of achievement, where prestige is as flexible as imagination. And yes, there are laurel leaves. Of course there are. Why wouldn’t there be? If history has taught us anything, it’s that placing laurel leaves around something instantly elevates it. It becomes important. It becomes worthy. It becomes, somehow, undeniable. So here they are: awards that may or may not exist, celebrating something that definitely does.