MONEY MONEY MONEY!
Welcome to the future of finance: The Face Currency. Introducing the FaceMark, Ӻ, the only currency backed by pure aesthetic confidence and an unwavering belief that if it looks good, it must be worth something.
Why settle for ordinary money when you can invest in something with real Face value? The FaceMark is liquid, solid, highly speculative, and a terrific way to diversify your imaginary portfolio. Every symbol and denomination brings The Face one step closer to becoming its own economy.
Make some cents of it. Invest in The Face. Watch your imagination accrue interest. The FaceMark may not be legal tender, but aesthetically it is already the gold standard.
Coming soon: FaceMark bills. Print responsibly.