This site watches you less than you watch your own reflection.
However, cookies may stick to your cheeks if you press too close.
Every face that looks upon this site is celebrated, never tracked.
Facial data isn’t collected, unless you voluntarily shout “LOOK AT MY FACE!” into the void.
All pixels belong to their rightful owners, even if they resemble nostrils.
Cloud storage? Only if you count faces spotted in clouds shaped like ducks.
Every so often, The Face just stares back. That’s normal.
On rare occasions, your IP address may blush.
For the record, no one has successfully hidden from The Face.
Remember: Robin once sneezed so hard a photo self-geotagged.
Our lawyers advise sunglasses for protection.
Beards, mustaches, and dimples are considered decorative metadata.
If your face changes shape over time, congratulations, you are alive.
None of this data is sold, but it may wink at you unexpectedly.